Evolution - A Fairy Tale for Grownups!
Evolution - A Fairy Tale for Grownups!
"And I shall slay them who partake of futurism, for in the preterist light there will be everlasting salvation, truth, and peace." ~ Faust
Are all your aruguments against evolution based on rather feeble jokes?
No, you cannot explain everything on this planet, but then the Bible certainly doesn't provide answers.
I'm sorry but your arguments against something have to be more than just saying "that's silly- you can't say that, it's unbelievable" and "you're wrong because I have a book of fables which tells me so."
At least evolutionists theories are tested by a number of people and all have come up with similar results.
No, you cannot explain everything on this planet, but then the Bible certainly doesn't provide answers.
I'm sorry but your arguments against something have to be more than just saying "that's silly- you can't say that, it's unbelievable" and "you're wrong because I have a book of fables which tells me so."
At least evolutionists theories are tested by a number of people and all have come up with similar results.
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Thats a funny site.Hellfire
1Ti 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1Ti 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
1Ti 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1Ti 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
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A book Fables? Have you even read the Bible? Have you ever Studied it to see the Truthfulness in it? You seem to have a preconceived Notion that all we read is a Bunch of Fables yet you have probably never researched the Bible. Maybe you should do that soon! Next thing is to please read the Board Purpose and Discussion GuidelinesLadyHel wrote:Are all your aruguments against evolution based on rather feeble jokes?
No, you cannot explain everything on this planet, but then the Bible certainly doesn't provide answers.
I'm sorry but your arguments against something have to be more than just saying "that's silly- you can't say that, it's unbelievable" and "you're wrong because I have a book of fables which tells me so."
At least evolutionists theories are tested by a number of people and all have come up with similar results.
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... =4#purpose
http://discussions.godandscience.org/viewtopic.php?p=4
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Why are you expecting serious reflection in a part of a forum labeled humor and jokes?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Kinda like those dead baby jokes.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
Art.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
A baby on a barbecue
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!
You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Yes I am sick and twisted...but don't worry...a few of them creep me out.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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How are they creepy? That bugs me. A dead baby is a prettier sight than a dead adult; you know that the baby's soul is fine.
I'd like to hear those "creepy" ones, if you don't mind! Very intriguing, this concept of creeping you out is! (Or maybe I'm asking because of my own odd affection for gore???
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I'd like to hear those "creepy" ones, if you don't mind! Very intriguing, this concept of creeping you out is! (Or maybe I'm asking because of my own odd affection for gore???
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