They're So Cute When They're Wrong

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They're So Cute When They're Wrong

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So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by jakelo »

Well it isn't fun admitting you're hypocritical and ignorant.
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Re: They're So Cute When They're Wrong

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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?


Because:

1. They think they're too intellectual to believe
2. Which gives them a false sense of grandeur
3. In which case they become above mere gods
4. And start thinking of themselves as deities
5. Oh no! They do believe, IN THEMSELVES!
6. So what's the difference?

Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended).
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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers »

Wow...Freud was right! Look at the Oedipus complex in action! Replace God (father) to be like your father (God)...LOL! It's great, it fits, I love freud.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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Re: They're So Cute When They're Wrong

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Byblos wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?


Because:

1. They think they're too intellectual to believe
2. Which gives them a false sense of grandeur
3. In which case they become above mere gods
4. And start thinking of themselves as deities
5. Oh no! They do believe, IN THEMSELVES!
6. So what's the difference?

Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended).

I'm an Atheist and I'm not like that so you shouldn't make assumptions on what maybe you have expirienced from a couple of atheists to be what all the rest of us are like. I could say that all christians are pushy and close minded just because I have met a few like that.
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Post by jakelo »

One more thing to add to that list:

7. Athiests avoid reading sentences like, "Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended)" so they can make something out of nothing (which they already try to do).

By the way, I'm KIDDING. I made sure to bold that word so everyone would see it and an argument wouldn't start.
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Why Post It If you didn't mean it
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To think that I thought you would have a sense of humor..
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Post by stjimmythepunk »

There you go assuming everyone has a sense of humour
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stjimmythepunk wrote:There you go assuming everyone has a sense of humour
:lol:
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I agree, bizzt. Laugh it off....just laugh it off.. :x :? :) :lol:
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Post by stjimmythepunk »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Muahahahahahahaha
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so does this mean we're friends!!! :D
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jakelo wrote:so does this mean we're friends!!! :D
Yes best of freinds lets make cakes and tea
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stjimmythepunk wrote:
jakelo wrote:so does this mean we're friends!!! :D
Yes best of freinds lets make cakes and tea
I'll bring the piñata.
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