They're So Cute When They're Wrong
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They're So Cute When They're Wrong
So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
Re: They're So Cute When They're Wrong
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?
Because:
1. They think they're too intellectual to believe
2. Which gives them a false sense of grandeur
3. In which case they become above mere gods
4. And start thinking of themselves as deities
5. Oh no! They do believe, IN THEMSELVES!
6. So what's the difference?
Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended).
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Wow...Freud was right! Look at the Oedipus complex in action! Replace God (father) to be like your father (God)...LOL! It's great, it fits, I love freud.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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Re: They're So Cute When They're Wrong
Byblos wrote:AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:So, why is it that atheists love to claim they're the only ones without faith and a religion?
Because:
1. They think they're too intellectual to believe
2. Which gives them a false sense of grandeur
3. In which case they become above mere gods
4. And start thinking of themselves as deities
5. Oh no! They do believe, IN THEMSELVES!
6. So what's the difference?
Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended).
I'm an Atheist and I'm not like that so you shouldn't make assumptions on what maybe you have expirienced from a couple of atheists to be what all the rest of us are like. I could say that all christians are pushy and close minded just because I have met a few like that.
One more thing to add to that list:
7. Athiests avoid reading sentences like, "Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended)" so they can make something out of nothing (which they already try to do).
By the way, I'm KIDDING. I made sure to bold that word so everyone would see it and an argument wouldn't start.
7. Athiests avoid reading sentences like, "Just screwing around, hope I didn't offend anyone. And if I did please forgive me (no pun intended)" so they can make something out of nothing (which they already try to do).
By the way, I'm KIDDING. I made sure to bold that word so everyone would see it and an argument wouldn't start.
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