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[Fliegender]

My wife is actually one generation removed from French Canadian. Her dad was born in French Canadia, so that makes my wife a little less dumb. She must have some intelligence, because she chose to marry me.

Naw....once a French Cacadian , always a French Cacadian. She married you to assure her citizenship in the world’s greatest nation. Those people from Cacada can’t be trusted. All they want is to live in the USA. That’s why Florida is infested by them.

[RickD]

My wife is actually one generation removed from French Canadian. Her dad was born in French Canadia, so that makes my wife a little less dumb. She must have some intelligence, because she chose to marry me.

Naw....once a French Cacadian , always a French Cacadian. She married you to assure her citizenship in the world’s greatest nation. Those people from Cacada can’t be trusted. All they want is to live in the USA. That’s why Florida is infested by them.

There aren't any French Canadians here in NE Florida. The rednecks here would shoot them, because they'd think that the French Canadians are Mexicans. Rednecks are even more stupid than French Canadians.

[Fliegender]

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There aren't any French Canadians here in NE Florida. The rednecks here would shoot them, because they'd think that the French Canadians are Mexicans. Rednecks are even more stupid than French Canadians.

We’re getting nowhere with this. Choose between these three:

1. You have a fly buzzing around your head nonstop for one week.

2. You have two Jehovah’s Witnesses following you around for one week.

3. You have two French Cacadians invade your house for one week.

[RickD]

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There aren't any French Canadians here in NE Florida. The rednecks here would shoot them, because they'd think that the French Canadians are Mexicans. Rednecks are even more stupid than French Canadians.

We’re getting nowhere with this. Choose between these three:

1. You have a fly buzzing around your head nonstop for one week.

2. You have two Jehovah’s Witnesses following you around for one week.

3. You have two French Cacadians invade your house for one week.

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

[Fliegender]

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

[RickD]

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

[Fliegender]

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

[RickD]

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

[Fliegender]

I choose 4. Have bamboo stuck under my fingernails for a week, while listening to an endless loop of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a city bus.”

[RickD]

There was no fourth choice. I condemn you go door-to-door canvassing with Jehovah’s Witnesses for the next week. Since this is Sunday, go immediately to the nearby Kingdom Hall and pick up a stack of Awake! for distribution to your unsuspecting neighbors. Lean on every doorbell until the door opens.

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley Stingray than in a city bus.”

There. Fixed it for you.

[Fliegender]

Did I ever tell you that I used to be a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program?

I would go door-to-door, pretending that I was someone else.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley Stingray than in a city bus.”

There. Fixed it for you.

I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a Stingray any day...

[RickD]

I don’t know what to say. Maybe I should have sent you to the Mormons...

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley Stingray than in a city bus.”

There. Fixed it for you.

I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a Stingray any day...

You would be depressed in a Bentley. A recent survey found that Bentley was the least reliable car brand out of 37 manufacturers.

Your Bentley might be in the shop so much, that you'd be taking the city bus, while making payments on your Bentley.

[Fliegender]

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon..."

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley Stingray than in a city bus.”

There. Fixed it for you.

I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a Stingray any day...

You would be depressed in a Bentley. A recent survey found that Bentley was the least reliable car brand out of 37 manufacturers.

Your Bentley might be in the shop so much, that you'd be taking the city bus, while making payments on your Bentley.

What?? Who makes payments on a Bentley? The proletariat make payments on stuff. If you buy a Bentley, you pay cash up front.

Reliability: Jaguar has questionable reliability. Bentley builds cars right the first time.

[RickD]

A Baptist once told me, “Money can’t buy you happiness.” I said “You’re right ...but I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley Stingray than in a city bus.”

There. Fixed it for you.

I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a Stingray any day...

You would be depressed in a Bentley. A recent survey found that Bentley was the least reliable car brand out of 37 manufacturers.

Your Bentley might be in the shop so much, that you'd be taking the city bus, while making payments on your Bentley.

What?? Who makes payments on a Bentley? The proletariat make payments on stuff. If you buy a Bentley, you pay cash up front.

Reliability: Jaguar has questionable reliability. Bentley builds cars right the first time.

Apparently,

Bentley is the most unreliable brand sold in England.
https://www.osv.ltd.uk/are-bentley-reliable/

[Fliegender]

There. Fixed it for you.

I’d rather be depressed in a Bentley than in a Stingray any day...

You would be depressed in a Bentley. A recent survey found that Bentley was the least reliable car brand out of 37 manufacturers.

Your Bentley might be in the shop so much, that you'd be taking the city bus, while making payments on your Bentley.

What?? Who makes payments on a Bentley? The proletariat make payments on stuff. If you buy a Bentley, you pay cash up front.

Reliability: Jaguar has questionable reliability. Bentley builds cars right the first time.

Apparently,

Bentley is the most unreliable brand sold in England.
https://www.osv.ltd.uk/are-bentley-reliable/

A very strange article you linked to. Questionable too because it said that Aston Martin builds reliable cars and that Porsche has unreliable cars. The very opposite is common knowledge. And just what is this “unreliability” they are talking about? If it’s a headlamp burning out, that’s insignificant but it still makes it on a reliability report. A broken electric mirror on a friend’s Mercedes cost over $1500 to fix but the same mirror on a Vauxhall wouldn’t break because it ain’t electric. So, you linked to a junk report.

Run along now to the soup kitchen...