Ya gotta be kidding me!

[Philip]

[Stu]

Looking good Don!

[thatkidakayoungguy]

not bad really

[Fliegender]

Now all he needs is a Melania.

[Fliegender]

A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.

[RickD]

A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

[Fliegender]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”

[RickD]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”

Oh, I get it! He wished for a 12" Bic...ycle.

[RickD]