Women and Math

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kknudsen
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Women and Math

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A few math assumptions to start

woman = time X money

time is money



therefore woman = money X money

we all know that the root of all evil is money

therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then

woman = evil

It works out perfectly on paper, but my wife thinks it doesn't add up.
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kknudsen wrote:A few math assumptions to start

woman = time X money

time is money



therefore woman = money X money

we all know that the root of all evil is money

therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then

woman = evil

It works out perfectly on paper, but my wife thinks it doesn't add up.
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I get it, it'd a joke, I get jokes.
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kknudsen wrote:therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
But it is "the love of money is the root of all evil". Hmm. I think I am going to stop there.
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sandy_mcd wrote:
kknudsen wrote:therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
But it is "the love of money is the root of all evil". Hmm. I think I am going to stop there.
But according to my last TA on calculus...if you know what the answer is, and you just need to prove it, you can pick the steps that will give you your answer.
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