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What goes "pop, pop, fizz, fizz"?
Twins dropped in an acid bath.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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:lol: Not disturbing in the least, let alone "creepy"!

Okay, I admit it, gore fascinates me. Not that I like to watch it, ("House of Wax" was repulsive, and so was "Jeepers Creepers",) but there's something about the wonderous way in which God made animals. Disgusting, yet beautiful. Stomach-turning, yet... fascinating. Maybe that's why I have a small preoccupation with gore.

I do not feel bad for the twins, for they are merely a concept. The concept doesn't bother me because that's all it is. It is interesting to think of, how our bodies would react. Revolting, but still.

Go ahead, as I've said before on this forum, (and I deserve it,) call me crazy!

Hey Marty, try me with another one, will ya? :twisted:
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I hate these things . . .

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was there a pile of dead babies on the side of the road?
Because the ran out of staples.

I'm so going to he11 ;)
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And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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:lol: Well, for hating them, you do seem to at least find them a little entertaining.

That one did creep me out just a tad; I once stapled my finger on accident, (no, I wouldn't do it on purpose!) It oddly didn't bleed or anything, but did leave a hole that took a handful of years to fill. It was rather peculiar, if you ask me.

And those poor chickens!!! :lol:
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