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I HAVE FOUND..the source of the heavy bias and poor representation of Christianity.

It's sort of ironic..."you like to talk about...someone you can't see."-yet wiccans believe in two deities, and they believe in magic, even if they aren't deep enough into the occult to have...abilities.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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Post by LittleShepherd »

I love some of the descriptions, particularly the Catholic and Jewish ones.

Catholic:
You don't do too much, because there are a lot of rules.
If you sin, you might be screwed, so be extra careful.

Jewish:
You are the one and only religion with the most holidays.

:lol:
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:roll:
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Post by LadyHel »

Of course, if it was Christian biased, everyone would be saying how wonderful it was, how it was spreading the Word
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Is there something wrong with that?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by LadyHel »

Yes. Yes, there is.
Anything that is completely biased will not give you the truth, no matter how close you think it comes to it.
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Post by August »

LadyHel wrote:Yes. Yes, there is.
Anything that is completely biased will not give you the truth, no matter how close you think it comes to it.
How do you arrive at what constitutes truth or not?
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

//www.omnipotentgrace.org
//christianskepticism.blogspot.com
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LadyHel wrote:Yes. Yes, there is.
Anything that is completely biased will not give you the truth, no matter how close you think it comes to it.
I always love reading self-defeating statements. Thank you.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:
LadyHel wrote:Yes. Yes, there is.
Anything that is completely biased will not give you the truth, no matter how close you think it comes to it.
I always love reading self-defeating statements. Thank you.
ROFL!
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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