Atheists are TOO funny...
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Atheists are TOO funny...
You know what's so funny about atheists? Other than always denying they don't have faith and atheism isn't a religion, there's two more really funny things-when they claim to be "freethinkers"-and the prerequisite for being a free thinker is assuming God does not exist...and then there's "skepticism is a virtue"...but what are they skeptical about? Anything that goes against their entrenched beliefs. I don't know, sounded really hilarious.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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But there's a non-funny thing about them too. Eternal damnation is scary. I hope they come to know Jesus and go to Heaven with us. I'm scared for them. They're standing right in front of a moving bus and denying it's exsistance. "Nope! Ain't no bus! I tell ya', there ain't no bus."
Ain't what I otta be, Ain’t what I wanta be, Ain't what I could be,
But, thank God, I Ain't what I used to be, And, Praise God, I, Ain't what I'm gonna be!
But, thank God, I Ain't what I used to be, And, Praise God, I, Ain't what I'm gonna be!
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Yeah...true...but just highlighting the funny stuff.
Yeah...true...but just highlighting the funny stuff.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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"Yup, really friggin' funny - generalization after generalization after generalization!"
- Well I think the tone of this thread is pretty poor for a Christian site.
Generalizations though? A generalization is where you paint lots of individuals with a very broad brush. The comments were simply about atheism, and pretty accurate. When atheists are not entrenched in their beliefs, they are agnostics - a much more honest position.
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- Well I think the tone of this thread is pretty poor for a Christian site.
Generalizations though? A generalization is where you paint lots of individuals with a very broad brush. The comments were simply about atheism, and pretty accurate. When atheists are not entrenched in their beliefs, they are agnostics - a much more honest position.
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Blacknad.
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Saying atheists are all morons just happens to be a generalization that holds in all cases...what can I say?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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I loledAttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Saying atheists are all morons just happens to be a generalization that holds in all cases...what can I say?
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Oh...my...dang...you...are a fool...and...a hypocrite
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Canuckster, you are spot on. I can only believe that Kmart is very young and doesn't yet realise how much damage is done to Christ's name when his followers resort to insulting non-believers - and then compounding it by insulting fellow believers as well.
It saddens me to see this on a Christian forum - Kmart do you think your comments are at all helpful to non-Christians reading this site?
I have read a few of your posts and it is clear that you're an intelligent guy - why not humbly employ that intelligence to debate graciously with athiests?
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It saddens me to see this on a Christian forum - Kmart do you think your comments are at all helpful to non-Christians reading this site?
I have read a few of your posts and it is clear that you're an intelligent guy - why not humbly employ that intelligence to debate graciously with athiests?
Regards,
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Thanks. I don't mind a good argument or debate.AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Oh...my...dang...you...are a fool...and...a hypocrite
What do you call this style? Bigotry, ad hominems, strawmen, sweeping generalizations, and not all that funny to boot. Are you here to address and draw atheists into conversation or to mock them?
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All atheists are fools. It's not a hasty generalization.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Thanks for the clarification, Dale Carnegie. I'm not an atheist and yet you call me a fool as well. It must be a great burden for you, being the only reasonable man you know.AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:All atheists are fools. It's not a hasty generalization.
Best of luck in your campaign. I'm moving on.
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Ticking off people makes me happy it seems....What a whiney person.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous