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Help! I’m going hyper!!! 25 warning signs that . . .

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ROFL

This is hysterical:

Help! I'm going hyper!!! 25 warning signs that you might be obsessing about Calvinism

I would have copied/pasted here, but it's just as easy to check the link :D

Have fun!

edit: several others from the same site:

You Probably Shouldn't Lead Worship Anymore If…

10 Reasons Why You Probably Shouldn't Be Amish Anymore:

You Know You've Attained Dispensationalist Divine Status When:

You Might Be Emerging If…

These are SO good . . . :lol:
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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If you can't beat em'...ridicule them...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Two can play this game :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 warning signs that you might be obsessing about Arminianism:

1. You hear some people talking about the new “Free Willy” movie and you instantly think

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not

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2. You leave your Conservative Reformed Baptist Congregation to start a house church after hearing the Pastor use the word “Predestined” in a sermon.

3.) You have this sticker on your car and think it helps spread the gospel.

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4. You own at least one copy of this movie.
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5. Your church sign reads messages like this
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6. You vacationed at
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7. You love to watch this for Spiritual Enrichment
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8. You're looking under your big kid's bed and find
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9. All your kids can recite (oh never mind. They don't need anything until they reach the mystical “age of accountability”.)

10. Your library is full of Books by
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Some of those were pretty good, PL, but I have to confess that didn't get most of them :( Just 2, 3, 5, and 9.

Anyway, the site I posted is actually a Calvinist's site, according to Dr. Arnett. So don't take it personally. All in good fun 8)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Good Enough.

Are you sure you didn't get #1?

I'll be mulling over your Romans 9 Commentary this weekend.

God Bless,

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I just don't recognize the guy. That's not Arminius, is it? No . . . because his name would be "Will" . . . so probably "William."

I have GOT to brush up on my Church History :(. Was William Carey an Arminian?

edit: Haha, wait, add 10 to the list of I got its :lol:
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Some of those were pretty good, PL, but I have to confess that didn't get most of them Just 2, 3, 5, and 9.

Anyway, the site I posted is actually a Calvinist's site, according to Dr. Arnett. So don't take it personally. All in good fun
:lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are too funny! I honestly laughed for 3 minutes straight at your response to PL's post. Thanks, guys. :lol:
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It's Scofield. However, it probably would have been clearer with Arminius or Wesley. For some reason, Scofield popped into my mind at the time.
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Jac, those were hilarious, even if I didn't get a certain percentage of them. :) I think I liked the "You Probably Shouldn't Lead Worship Anymore If…" one the best!
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