How To Royally Screw Yourself
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How To Royally Screw Yourself
1) Like a girl
2) Let a guy you know, who knows her as well, know you like her.
3) Let it slip 4 people told you to ask her out
4) Hand him cell phone
5) Talk to girl mentioned in #1 that he calls about something completely different.
5) NOT realize phone's speaker can pick up voices farther away than where h e was standing (tested after fiasco)
6) Allow him to yell into your phone "he wants to ask you out"
7) Retreat to room
2) Let a guy you know, who knows her as well, know you like her.
3) Let it slip 4 people told you to ask her out
4) Hand him cell phone
5) Talk to girl mentioned in #1 that he calls about something completely different.
5) NOT realize phone's speaker can pick up voices farther away than where h e was standing (tested after fiasco)
6) Allow him to yell into your phone "he wants to ask you out"
7) Retreat to room
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"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Agreed
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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What kind of attitude is that?AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
They can smell the lack of confidence.
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Low and slow and it'll go...that's my motto...that way, when I crash and burn, it's only a short trip down
I take this kind of stuff analytically-if not programming I have two guys helping me, so I can't screw up unless I forget what they say somehow.
And then a guy and a girl I know from high school for back-up...
I take this kind of stuff analytically-if not programming I have two guys helping me, so I can't screw up unless I forget what they say somehow.
And then a guy and a girl I know from high school for back-up...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
//www.omnipotentgrace.org
//christianskepticism.blogspot.com
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And there are more fish at the deep end....BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
//www.omnipotentgrace.org
//christianskepticism.blogspot.com
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
//www.omnipotentgrace.org
//christianskepticism.blogspot.com
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LOL this is so funny.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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mmmmm fresh meatBGoodForGoodSake wrote:What kind of attitude is that?AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
They can smell the lack of confidence.
You can touch them with your eyes - Pablo Picasso