How To Royally Screw Yourself

AttentionKMartShoppers · Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:07 am

1) Like a girl
2) Let a guy you know, who knows her as well, know you like her.
3) Let it slip 4 people told you to ask her out
4) Hand him cell phone
5) Talk to girl mentioned in #1 that he calls about something completely different.
5) NOT realize phone's speaker can pick up voices farther away than where h e was standing (tested after fiasco)
6) Allow him to yell into your phone "he wants to ask you out"
7) Retreat to room

SUGAAAAA · Post by **SUGAAAAA** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:23 am

you're strange

AttentionKMartShoppers · Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:12 am

Agreed

bizzt · Post by **bizzt** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:14 am

So Kmart... You struck out eh.

Did she say No?

AttentionKMartShoppers · Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:56 am

Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:59 am

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.

What kind of attitude is that?

They can smell the lack of confidence.

Put your expectations high so you can learn to deal with great dissapointment. It will only make you stronger.

AttentionKMartShoppers · Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:46 am

Low and slow and it'll go...that's my motto...that way, when I crash and burn, it's only a short trip down

I take this kind of stuff analytically-if not programming

I have two guys helping me, so I can't screw up unless I forget what they say somehow.

And then a guy and a girl I know from high school for back-up...

August · Post by **August** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:33 pm

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:53 pm

Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.

August · Post by **August** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:55 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.

And there are more fish at the deep end....

AttentionKMartShoppers · Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:09 pm

LOL this is so funny.

SUGAAAAA · Post by **SUGAAAAA** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:54 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.

Or you can just stay on the shore and not risk drowning

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:15 am

But then the cave bears will get you.

Kurieuo · Post by **Kurieuo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:35 am

SUGAAAAA wrote:you're strange

All of you!

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:13 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
What kind of attitude is that?

They can smell the lack of confidence.

mmmmm fresh meat