Who Loves Tongue In Cheek?

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Who Loves Tongue In Cheek?

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46031
BAGHDAD—In schools and coffeehouses, parlors and public squares, Iraqis are discussing and debating the revolutionary teachings of activist Iyad al-Naqib, who is being hailed by some as the "Iraqi Mahatma Gandhi" for his commitment to practicing "a bit less severe" forms of violence against infidels and crusaders.
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That was hilarious. Even moreso because, naive as I can be, I believed it for the first part of the article! :lol: Seems like The Onion is an improved World News Weekly. Blame my not surfing the internet more than I do.
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But... But.... I thought World News Weekly was true :(
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