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Well this is it...

Post by puritan lad »

...11 Bible proofs even...

If you live in NY, you'd get your affairs in order... :)

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Post by bizzt »

Now that would be interesting if it did happen ;)

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I think a bomb went off in my head when I tried to follow that guys logic. :lol:
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Post by Byblos »

I guess I should make provisions for 3 day weekends the next few weeks and get the heck out of town?
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Embarrasing...date setting is just plain stupid.

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Post by August »

From that site:
The Lord's Witnesses

The true bible code reveals what the Trinity is, how one should baptise and how one should run a religion as one might expect. But it also reveals that a new Christian religion should be set up, and it reveals how this should be done, and what it should be called. It is the Lord's Witnesses. We are the clean sheet as it were. Before we tell you how wonderful (in our opinion) our understandings of the bible are, let us start by expelling some famous old demons, and making one claim.

You do not have to be a Lord's Witness to be saved by God.

You do not have to be a Lord's Witness to survive Armageddon.

God has not personally endorsed any of our literal or decoded interpretations, they may all be wrong.

We claim that we have decoded the bible and that Jesus has personally appointed us to be the last true Christian religion before Armageddon, we may be wrong, we present the evidence for this in the site [Bible Code], [11], [32], [33], [34], [35], [36], [37], [38], [39], [40].
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Post by Swamper »

I reflexively disagree with any denomination that takes the "Bible code" stuff seriously. It's like, "Hey, I can take some random letters from the Bible and spell 'pizza' with them! The Bible must really be a subliminal advertisement for pizza!"
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake »

Swamper wrote:I reflexively disagree with any denomination that takes the "Bible code" stuff seriously. It's like, "Hey, I can take some random letters from the Bible and spell 'pizza' with them! The Bible must really be a subliminal advertisement for pizza!"
I'm sold, I love Pizza.
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