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Jesus is back!

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From Puerto Rico, no less...

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Is it me or is he a dead ringer for Donny Osmond?

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But then again, Donny's a morman.
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What bothers me isn't the existence of false prophets.

What bothers me is the existence of people who believe them.
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Swamper wrote:What bothers me isn't the existence of false prophets.

What bothers me is the existence of people who believe them.
Nicely put there Swamper... :wink:
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I guess that Hal Lindsey and Jack Van Impe have to find new jobs now. (Especially Hal. Despite the success of his booksales, 3 ex-wives can get expensive).
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puritan lad wrote:I guess that Hal Lindsey and Jack Van Impe have to find new jobs now. (Especially Hal. Despite the success of his booksales, 3 ex-wives can get expensive).
You had to take it to a dark place didn't you? :wink:
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And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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