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This thread has officially gone down the toilet.
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And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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FFC wrote:This thread has officially gone down the toilet.
Stinks, doesn't it?
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.

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Post by Judah »

:shock: What?!!
Don't you like our poems?
I thought we were showing great creative artistry on the subject.
Turgy, in particular, is quite a wordsmith.
And Bart's poem had him experiencing very religious feelings, too.
Humph!
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I think they were just joking, Judah, in keeping with the subject matter. ;) (Well, you can't really call it 'matter'. But it isn't metaphysical either. Oh dear! what is it?)

Hey, you actually read through my poetry thread! Wow! And a sweet poem you wrote in reaction, too. Thumbs up! I'll strengthen that 'tenuous hold'. :lol:
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Post by Judah »

Yes, of course they are joking, Turgy. :D

Whatever "it" is, it is also atmospheric. I believe it helps to worsen the hole in the ozone layer! :shock:

Turgy, I did read through your poems on your poetry thread and loved them. :)
You are a very gifted young man. Keep up your poetry writing. I expect to see you published some day - except you will have to add under your name: "Turgy, to my internet friends". 8)
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Judah wrote:I expect to see you published some day - except you will have to add under your name: "Turgy, to my internet friends". 8)


And your best stinkers to your G&S friends. Don't forget about us now, you hear?
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Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Post by Turgonian »

No -- nor about my friends from the Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza.
I'm glad you're so positive, Judah!
The Bible says they were "willingly ignorant". In the Greek, this means "be dumb on purpose". (Kent Hovind)
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