Benny needs a jet

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Benny needs a jet

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https://www.bennyhinn.org/donate/donate ... N=87403691

Help him with $1000-00, and you will be blessed.
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August wrote:https://www.bennyhinn.org/donate/donate ... N=87403691

Help him with $1000-00, and you will be blessed.
I'm still waiting to get my $1,000 life-time partnership gift back from Jim and Tammy Baker. When I do, you can bet I'll forward it immediately to Benny ....
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For your gift of $1,000 or more, you will receive these thank-you gifts to show my appreciation:

1.) You will receive a beautiful art-quality model of Dove One for your desk or mantle as a constant reminder that you are a vital part of this last-days harvest for souls.

2.) Your name will be placed prominently in a special area of Dove One where I study and pray during my travels, where I will also pray for you and your family as I go around the world preaching the Gospel.

Everywhere I fly, your name will travel with me, millions of miles and for years to come, reminding me that you have made it possible for me to go and preach as God has called me to do.
What's the deal? Other ministries offer me 10 times (or even 100 times) the money back. Yet here all I get is a model plane and my name written in a special area (probably the John). :D
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August wrote:https://www.bennyhinn.org/donate/donate ... N=87403691

Help him with $1000-00, and you will be blessed.
Ba, Ba, Ba... Benny and the jets (or jet)... Wow wish I had one of them.. With leather apolstry and reclining seats.. :roll:
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