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KMart for president.

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We all know and love KMart in this forum.

Having the most posts is quite a distinction for such a young man.
Not only that, he has shown that he is clearly fair and unbiased in his views!

Therefore I nominate KMart, to be the next moderator of this board.
All in favor say aye.



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That's right
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Aye, aye! KMart for Captain!
The Bible says they were "willingly ignorant". In the Greek, this means "be dumb on purpose". (Kent Hovind)
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That's King Richard III...not a captain...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Reporting for duty King Richard the 3rd... :wink:
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Oh, look at the kitty!
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Tss. Kitsch. 8)
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Someone say something interesting so I post...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Someone say something interesting so I post...
What do you think of feral children?
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Someone say something interesting so I post...
What do you think of feral children?
If you poke them with a stick they tend to growl
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake »

Here's an interesting topic KMart.
Mike Huckabee stated during a Republican debate that he does not believe in evolution.

Huckabee later elaborated that he has no problem with teaching evolution as a theory and he doesn't expect schools to teach creationism.

But some people reacted strongly just becauise he does not believe in evolution.
http://www.educatedguesswork.org/movabletype/archives/2007/05/huckabee_and_ev.html
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/05/03/who-doesnt-believe-in-evolution/
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2007/05/evolution_and_the_hand_of_god.html
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070504125442AAY3KqV
http://pudsandlosers.blogspot.com/2007/05/huckabee-and-evolution.html
Is this fair?

Doesn't the individual have a right to have an opinion. Does having this opinion mean he will be irresponsible with respect to a National science education program?

On the other hand others have legitimate concerns.
(Legitimate within their socio-political belief system. Please don't argue with me here I do not completely share these concerns.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shelley-lewis/gov-huckabee-heres-wh_b_47759.html
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