Gandhi Pun

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Enigma7457
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Gandhi Pun

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Since we're doing puns :lol:

We all know who Gandhi is. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
All of these attributes made him.....

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Oh, it is good to laugh :lol:

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ooooh :roll:
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