"Carnal missionary"

Armin · Post by **Armin** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:45 am

Two missionaries are sitting at a fire in a wood, just relaxing,
then suddenly they see a tiger appear.
Immediately the one of them starts to put on and tie his shoes.
The other one says: "Why are you doing this?
With or without shoes you will not be faster than the tiger!"
Answers he: "It's enough for me to be faster than you are ..."

andyredeemed · Post by **andyredeemed** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:43 am

must be the same two as these guys
A pastor and an evangelist are sleeping in their tent while on mission in Africa.
The evangelist wakes up in the early hours to answer the call of nature. While he is outside, the pastor hears the roaring of a lion and the screams of his friend. A moment later, the evangelist runs through the tent, closely followed by the lion, and shouts to the pastor "Right, you deal with this one, I'll go find some more!".