Save the Planet: Don't Wipe

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j316 wrote:Also out in the fields and woods a renewable resource was a broad leafed plant called burdock.
I used to use leaves up in the mountains as a kid. I found out quickly (to my disadvantage) that they fall apart to easily.

Plus, there was imminent danger looming due to the fact that I hadn't learned to identify poison ivy yet.
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puritan lad wrote:
j316 wrote:Also out in the fields and woods a renewable resource was a broad leafed plant called burdock.
I used to use leaves up in the mountains as a kid. I found out quickly (to my disadvantage) that they fall apart to easily.

Plus, there was imminent danger looming due to the fact that I hadn't learned to identify poison ivy yet.
I have also heard of corn cobs being used. I'm assuming without the kernels attached.
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FFC wrote:I have also heard of corn cobs being used. I'm assuming without the kernels attached.
Hmmm.....

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puritan lad wrote:
j316 wrote:Also out in the fields and woods a renewable resource was a broad leafed plant called burdock.
I used to use leaves up in the mountains as a kid. I found out quickly (to my disadvantage) that they fall apart to easily.

Plus, there was imminent danger looming due to the fact that I hadn't learned to identify poison ivy yet.
leaves of three, let them be!!

Tough lesson :shock:
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Re: Save the Planet: Don't Wipe

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well you could use the old boy scout trick. tear a small hole in the middle of the one square you are issued to make it last longer.
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Deu 23:13
And thou shalt have a PADDLE upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
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phoney wrote:Deu 23:13
And thou shalt have a PADDLE upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
Goodness! The bible truly does address every subject.
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Canuckster, I havent laughed that hard in a LONG time! You are really demented! :shock: :lol:
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them
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puritan lad wrote:A friend of mine has provided the solution. It should make both Sheryl Crow and Rosie O'Donnell happy. :lol:

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