"Wow!" says Craig. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," says Clark. "Didn't you know this building was blessed by God? If you ever jump or fall off the tower, you'll magically fly up to the top again before you have a chance to get hurt!" Craig eyes him suspiciously.
"I don't believe you!" he says finally.
"Okay then," says Clark. "I'll prove it." Then Clark jumped out the window again and, sure enough, before he hit the ground he flew back up to the top of the tower unhurt. Craig looks amazed, of course! He climbs out of the window and lets himself fall... and fall... and fall... and fa - SPLAT! He hits the ground below and decorates the pavement with his internals. The Bartender walks over to Clark and says:
"You know Superman, sometimes you can be a real jerk."
