another joke

[robert01]

how do you tell the difference between a good avcado and a bad one, a good avocado will make holy guacamole

[Harry12345]

while a baptist minister is vacationing in new york he stops by the races, but he doesnt gamble. So while is at the races he sees a catholic priest there blessing the horses. Now the babtist minister is wacthing the horse blessed by the priest run in the race and at the turt the horse takes the lead and wins. Now he sees the catholic priest blesse another horse and wacthes that one coming in too to win the race. so the this happens six times consecutivly. Finally its the last race and he sees the priest blessing yet another horse so he thinks to himself "hey this isn't gambling its a sure thing" and puts $100 to win on that horse. So now the race begins the horse takes the lead and around the turn the horse drops dead. astounded he walks to the priest and says to him "why didnt that horse you blessed win"? the Catholic priest replied "are you catholic." the baptist minister said no i am a baptist minister. So then the catholic priest says thats why couldnt tell the difference between me giving a blessing and reading the last rights to the horse that died.