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Joke
Please forgive me if this joke is a rerun, but...
A blond and brunette sister live on a farm. Their farm is going under and they desparetly need a bull to save it. They only have $600. SO, the brunette takes the money and goes into town. She finds a bull for $595. She goes to the telegraph office to send her blond sister a telegram to hitch up the trailer and come to pick the bull up. The telegraph office tells her she can only get one word for the $5.00 she has left. She thinks long and hard and writes down the word "Comfortable"
The man is confused. "How will the word 'comfortable' tell her to hitch up the trailer and drive into the town to pick up the bull?"
The brunette smiles. "My sister is blond. She'll read it slowly."
A blond and brunette sister live on a farm. Their farm is going under and they desparetly need a bull to save it. They only have $600. SO, the brunette takes the money and goes into town. She finds a bull for $595. She goes to the telegraph office to send her blond sister a telegram to hitch up the trailer and come to pick the bull up. The telegraph office tells her she can only get one word for the $5.00 she has left. She thinks long and hard and writes down the word "Comfortable"
The man is confused. "How will the word 'comfortable' tell her to hitch up the trailer and drive into the town to pick up the bull?"
The brunette smiles. "My sister is blond. She'll read it slowly."
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Re: Joke
Been there, done that. Still funny.Enigma7457 wrote:Please forgive me if this joke is a rerun, but...
A blond and brunette sister live on a farm. Their farm is going under and they desparetly need a bull to save it. They only have $600. SO, the brunette takes the money and goes into town. She finds a bull for $595. She goes to the telegraph office to send her blond sister a telegram to hitch up the trailer and come to pick the bull up. The telegraph office tells her she can only get one word for the $5.00 she has left. She thinks long and hard and writes down the word "Comfortable"
The man is confused. "How will the word 'comfortable' tell her to hitch up the trailer and drive into the town to pick up the bull?"
The brunette smiles. "My sister is blond. She'll read it slowly."
If you're born once, you die twice; but if you're born twice, you die once.
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Re: Joke
Very good!
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
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Act 9:6
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Re: Joke
I got plenty more blond jokes if you want zoe
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A blond is mad at men for picking on blonds for being stupid, so she decides she is going to paint her and her husbands bedroom to show that she isn't. So, soon after her husband goes to work, she gets started. He comes home for lunch to surprise her and finds her sweating in the half-finished room. SHe is lying the floor wearing two thick jackets and holding a paintbrush in her hand.
"What are you doing," he asks.
"I wanted to prove blonds aren't stupid so i was going to paint the room."
"Why are you wearing two jackets?"
She wipes the sweat from her face and looks at him. "It said for best results, put on two coats."
Okay, okay, i got one more.
A blond and a brunette work for a red head. THe red head always skips home early afternoon and takes the day off. The blond and brunette decide one day that soon after the boss leaves, they're going home, too. So, they wait. After she leaves, the blond and brunette part ways and head home. BUt, when the blond gets home she finds the red head in bed with her husband! She sneaks back to work and finishes the day. The following day, when she sees the brunette, she says, "I'm never leaving early again! I almost got caught!"
Sorry, not as funny. I'm done now.
I love blonds, for the record. My mom is blond.
"What are you doing," he asks.
"I wanted to prove blonds aren't stupid so i was going to paint the room."
"Why are you wearing two jackets?"
She wipes the sweat from her face and looks at him. "It said for best results, put on two coats."
Okay, okay, i got one more.
A blond and a brunette work for a red head. THe red head always skips home early afternoon and takes the day off. The blond and brunette decide one day that soon after the boss leaves, they're going home, too. So, they wait. After she leaves, the blond and brunette part ways and head home. BUt, when the blond gets home she finds the red head in bed with her husband! She sneaks back to work and finishes the day. The following day, when she sees the brunette, she says, "I'm never leaving early again! I almost got caught!"
Sorry, not as funny. I'm done now.
I love blonds, for the record. My mom is blond.
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Re: Joke
I liked them both...
Do you know why blondes don't like M&Ms?
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They are too hard to peel.
Do you know why blondes don't like M&Ms?
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They are too hard to peel.
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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Re: Joke
That's hysterical. I love short, simple ones like that. I haven't laughed like that in a while.FFC wrote:They are too hard to peel.
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More Blonde jokes
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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Re: Joke
FFC wrote:A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
More. I need more!!!
Blonds Not so stupid joke:
A very attractive blond is at a casino playing craps. She stands at the table and asks if it is okay that she plays topless. Men being men, and her being pretty, they say of course. She takes off her shirt and rolls the dice. As they land, she gets excited and starts to jump up and down. "Yay, i won!" She swipes up her winnings and leaves.
One of the men looks at the other. "What did she roll?"
He says, "I thought you were watching."
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Re: Joke
The funniest thing about that joke is how true it is.Enigma wrote:He says, "I thought you were watching.
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?