Men can do laundry, too

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Men can do laundry, too

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A man decides he can do his own darn laundry and grabs his sweatshirt. With determination, he heads to the laundry room. Upon seeing all the dials and switches and other contraptions on the front of the washing machine, he leans his head out of the laundry room door.

"Honey," he shouts. "Which cycle to I use?"

"It depends," she shouts back, a smile on her face. "What does your shirt say?"

He looks down and reads it. "University of Oklahoma."
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Hey, I do my own laundry just fine. 8)
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I tried to do it myself once...My wife won't let me anymore.

But, hey, i do the dishes! :lol:
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Enigma7457 wrote:A man decides he can do his own darn laundry and grabs his sweatshirt. With determination, he heads to the laundry room. Upon seeing all the dials and switches and other contraptions on the front of the washing machine, he leans his head out of the laundry room door.

"Honey," he shouts. "Which cycle to I use?"

"It depends," she shouts back, a smile on her face. "What does your shirt say?"

He looks down and reads it. "University of Oklahoma."
Maybe I'm thick, but I'm not getting this joke. :shock:
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When she asked, "What's the shirt say," she was referring to the tag that would tell him how to wash it. He simply read the emblem on the shirt.
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Maybe I'm thick, but I'm not getting this joke. :shock:[/quote]

Now thats Funny
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Enigma7457 wrote:When she asked, "What's the shirt say," she was referring to the tag that would tell him how to wash it. He simply read the emblem on the shirt.
Don't I feel foolish. :lol:

Good one!
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