Here's another one for you, Enigma.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Another blonde joke
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Another blonde joke
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Re: Another blonde joke
rotfl That is FUNNY!FFC wrote:Here's another one for you, Enigma.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Re: Another blonde joke
Forgive me if this is a rerun:
A man is jogging down the street. He sees a tennis ball. Seeing nobody around, he scoops it up and puts it in his pocket. He jogs on. He stops for a breather and a blond jogs up next to him. She looks down at the bulge in his pants and says, "What's that?"
He is out of breath from a jogging. He replies, in a huffy voice, "Tennis ball."
She frowns. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once."
A man is jogging down the street. He sees a tennis ball. Seeing nobody around, he scoops it up and puts it in his pocket. He jogs on. He stops for a breather and a blond jogs up next to him. She looks down at the bulge in his pants and says, "What's that?"
He is out of breath from a jogging. He replies, in a huffy voice, "Tennis ball."
She frowns. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once."
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Re: Another blonde joke
Didn't you spell 'blonde' wrong?Enigma7457 wrote:Forgive me if this is a rerun:
A man is jogging down the street. He sees a tennis ball. Seeing nobody around, he scoops it up and puts it in his pocket. He jogs on. He stops for a breather and a blond jogs up next to him. She looks down at the bulge in his pants and says, "What's that?"
He is out of breath from a jogging. He replies, in a huffy voice, "Tennis ball."
She frowns. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once."
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Re: Another blonde joke
Maybe enigma is blonde.Harry12345 wrote:Didn't you spell 'blonde' wrong?Enigma7457 wrote:Forgive me if this is a rerun:
A man is jogging down the street. He sees a tennis ball. Seeing nobody around, he scoops it up and puts it in his pocket. He jogs on. He stops for a breather and a blond jogs up next to him. She looks down at the bulge in his pants and says, "What's that?"
He is out of breath from a jogging. He replies, in a huffy voice, "Tennis ball."
She frowns. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once."
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Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
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Re: Another blonde joke
Well, according to my admittedly limited knowledge of French, "blond" is the correct spelling if you're describing a male, and "blonde" if you're describing a female.FFC wrote:Maybe enigma is blonde.Harry12345 wrote:Didn't you spell 'blonde' wrong?Enigma7457 wrote:Forgive me if this is a rerun:
A man is jogging down the street. He sees a tennis ball. Seeing nobody around, he scoops it up and puts it in his pocket. He jogs on. He stops for a breather and a blond jogs up next to him. She looks down at the bulge in his pants and says, "What's that?"
He is out of breath from a jogging. He replies, in a huffy voice, "Tennis ball."
She frowns. "That must hurt. I had tennis elbow once."
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Re: Another blonde joke
Yes, i knew that (not really, but i'm willing to run with it )swamper wrote:Well, according to my admittedly limited knowledge of French, "blond" is the correct spelling if you're describing a male, and "blonde" if you're describing a female.
And no, i am not a blond(e)
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Re: Another blonde joke
I had to look at wikipedia to know what Tennis elbow is
I am bald and not a blonde
I am bald and not a blonde
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Re: Another blonde joke
loljosephcleetus wrote:I had to look at wikipedia to know what Tennis elbow is
I am bald and not a blonde
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Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?