(sorry, i though that necessary).
A man is driving down the road. He sees a rabbit jump out in front of him. He tries, but is unable to swerve out of the way. He hits the rabbit. He gets out of the car and sees a dead rabbit on the road. He is distraught, being an animal lover.
Suddenly, a car stops behind him and a blonde with nice hair steps out. She asks what happned. He explains that he hit a rabbit and killed it. She says its okay and heads back to her car. She comes back with a can of hairspray. She sprays the rabbit and it hops back to its feet and waves. Turning, it bounds down the road, stops ten feet away and turns and waves. It hops ten more feet, turns and waves again, then continues on this way until it is out of sight.
The man asks what the spray is. She hands it to him and he reads it.
(Again, i am sorry for the below joke and i am not responsible)
He reads it: Restores flat hair and adds permanent wave.
