Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

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Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

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What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-
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Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-
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uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?
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Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?
You aren't the only one. :shakehead:
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them
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jenna wrote:
Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?
You aren't the only one. :shakehead:
You can say that again. :wave:
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Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-
And here I thought the difference was an airplane. :croc:
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I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
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FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

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Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2
:pound: :stars:
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Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2

That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you :lol: :pound:
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zoegirl wrote:
Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2
Always glad to be of service. ;) yp(%) :slol:
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you :lol: :pound:
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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers »

This sounds like the mantra (or whatever word I'm looking for) that goes "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Anyways:

Man who run in front of care get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people

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