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by Zebulon » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:55 pm
What's the difference between an orange and a tire?
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
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by FFC » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:35 pm
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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by Enigma7457 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:13 pm
uhhh....I don't get it....
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by jenna » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:29 pm
Enigma7457 wrote: uhhh....I don't get it....
You aren't the only one.
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them
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by BavarianWheels » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:54 pm
jenna wrote: Enigma7457 wrote: uhhh....I don't get it....
You aren't the only one.
You can say that again.
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by Kurieuo » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:29 pm
Zebulon wrote: What's the difference between an orange and a tire?
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
And here I thought the difference was an airplane.
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by FFC » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:19 pm
I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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by Canuckster1127 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:24 pm
FFC wrote: I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
Dogmatism is the comfortable intellectual framework of self-righteousness. Self-righteousness is more decadent than the worst sexual sin. ~ Dan Allender
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by FFC » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:33 pm
Canuckster1127 wrote: FFC wrote: I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
zoegirl
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by zoegirl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:55 pm
Canuckster1127 wrote: FFC wrote: I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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by Canuckster1127 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:06 pm
zoegirl wrote: Canuckster1127 wrote: FFC wrote: I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
Always glad to be of service.
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 pm
This sounds like the mantra (or whatever word I'm looking for) that goes "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Anyways:
Man who run in front of care get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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