Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
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Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
What's the difference between an orange and a tire?
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
uhhh....I don't get it....
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
You aren't the only one.Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
You can say that again.jenna wrote:You aren't the only one.Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
And here I thought the difference was an airplane.Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?
Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
Dogmatism is the comfortable intellectual framework of self-righteousness. Self-righteousness is more decadent than the worst sexual sin. ~ Dan Allender
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
Canuckster1127 wrote:You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
Canuckster1127 wrote:You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
zoegirl wrote:Always glad to be of service.Canuckster1127 wrote:You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke.
Make me one with everything ......
But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....
After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......
Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?
This sounds like the mantra (or whatever word I'm looking for) that goes "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Anyways:
Man who run in front of care get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands
Anyways:
Man who run in front of care get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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