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You'll have to think about this one...

Post by Furstentum Liechtenstein »

René Descartes walks into a bar and has a seat.

"Beer?" the bartender asks,

"I think not," Descartes answers...and disappears.
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom

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Post by Canuckster1127 »

I get it! ;) :pound: :mrgreen:
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Post by Furstentum Liechtenstein »

Well, I knew you'd get it Canuckster...you're a canadian expat.

The first American citizen who gets it gets my admiration...

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I get it!! it's not just the canadians!!!
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I got it and more than a chuckle. :pound:
I am the wretch the song refers to.
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I get it as well - so you can count the welsh on that list. :D
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Okay, okay...

1. Zoegirl - as first american citizen to get it - wins my admiration.
2. Cross.eyed: your location isn't in your profile...sorry, no prize.
3. Silvertusk: sorry, this contest is open to Americans only!

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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Okay, okay...

1. Zoegirl - as first american citizen to get it - wins my admiration.
2. Cross.eyed: your location isn't in your profile...sorry, no prize.
3. Silvertusk: sorry, this contest is open to Americans only!

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Congratulations Zoegirl!
Silvertusk-If it were me I would give you at least an Honorable Mention. One out of only three posts? I think you deserve it.
BTW I'm a Kentuckian and the scoring system would need to be manipulated downward just to give us a chance.

Just in case it comes up again, can anyone tell me how to display my location?
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Thanks Cross-eyed - We welsh are always overlooked - just because there are only 1 million of us. :cry:
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Post by Furstentum Liechtenstein »

Ah...OK,

an Honorable mention for Sivertusk...Honourable Mention in UK spelling.
Silvertusk wrote: We welsh are always overlooked - just because there are only 1 million of us.
Wales? isn't that the big fish that swallowed Jonah?

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Am I to be the only one to plead ignorance? :oops:
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FFC wrote:Am I to be the only one to plead ignorance? :oops:
hint: What famous philosophical statement is Descartes famous for?
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uh...um... hey look a squirrel. :P
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FFC wrote:uh...um... hey look a squirrel. :P
“Dubito ergo cogito; cogito ergo sum"
(I doubt, therefore I think; or more famously (and erroneously might I add)I think therefore I am)

He was asked if he wanted a beer and his response was 'I think not', therefore he was not (he disappeared).
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Byblos wrote:
FFC wrote:uh...um... hey look a squirrel. :P
“Dubito ergo cogito; cogito ergo sum"
(I doubt, therefore I think; or more famously (and erroneously might I add)I think therefore I am)

He was asked if he wanted a beer and his response was 'I think not', therefore he was not (he disappeared).
Oh that Descartes! y#-o
:oops:
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And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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