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A Man

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! JUSTICE FINALLY!!! :lol: :lol:
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them
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:lol: :lol:
That was funny as well as convicting.
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It's stuff like that that makes me think that stay-at-home mom should be a paid job. :D
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Anyone heard the song "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar? Excellent song that fits in this category. :D
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jenwat3 wrote:Anyone heard the song "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar? Excellent song that fits in this category. :D

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Oh, yes! I also love the song "The little girl' by John Michael Montgomery. Very sad but also inspiring. Definitely one to listen to.
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JCSx2 wrote:A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
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Sounds like more of a nightmare to me.... :mrgreen: :pound:
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jenna wrote:Oh, yes! I also love the song "The little girl' by John Michael Montgomery. Very sad but also inspiring. Definitely one to listen to.
True that,even one by Tommy Shane Steiner-What if she's an angel.
Thought-provoking and inspiring.
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Kind of tells us not to undervalue each other and be content with the position God has allowed us to hold. :clap:
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Swamper wrote:It's stuff like that that makes me think that stay-at-home mom should be a paid job. :D
Um...er..It is.....isn't it? My wife gets my check every week, goes to the bank to cash it, gives me my allowance, and reminds me it is none of my business how much money I make. :?
I am the wretch the song refers to.
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Cross.eyed wrote:
Swamper wrote:It's stuff like that that makes me think that stay-at-home mom should be a paid job. :D
Um...er..It is.....isn't it? My wife gets my check every week, goes to the bank to cash it, gives me my allowance, and reminds me it is none of my business how much money I make. :?
:pound:
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