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I stink, therefore I am ... Pepe Le Pew
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Canuckster1127 wrote:Image

I stink, therefore I am ... Pepe Le Pew
This is funnier than my joke!

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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Ah...OK,

an Honorable mention for Sivertusk...Honourable Mention in UK spelling.
Silvertusk wrote: We welsh are always overlooked - just because there are only 1 million of us.
Wales? isn't that the big fish that swallowed Jonah?

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UK Spelling being of course the correct way of spelling it. :ebiggrin:

And indeed it was a Whale that swallowed Jonah - Again with the incorrect spelling ;)

And here is a few other things about Wales to think about:

What is the best thing to come out of Wales - The M4
What do you call a welshman with 50 wives - A shepherd
How do you get 2 Whales in a mini - Cross the Severn Bridge.

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Silvertusk wrote:What is the best thing to come out of Wales - The M4
How do you get 2 Whales in a mini - Cross the Severn Bridge.
Uh...I don't get these...and I'm pretty sure the Americans around here don't get them either.
Silvertusk wrote:What do you call a welshman with 50 wives - A shepherd
:oops:

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Ok i feel really lonely now being the only British person on this forum. :crying:
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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Silvertusk wrote:What is the best thing to come out of Wales - The M4
How do you get 2 Whales in a mini - Cross the Severn Bridge.
Uh...I don't get these...and I'm pretty sure the Americans around here don't get them either.
What's a whale? :mrgreen:
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Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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Gman wrote:
Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Silvertusk wrote:What is the best thing to come out of Wales - The M4
How do you get 2 Whales in a mini - Cross the Severn Bridge.
Uh...I don't get these...and I'm pretty sure the Americans around here don't get them either.
What's a whale? :mrgreen:
Big fish-like creature. One big mini skirt would be needed, especially to fit around two whales. y:-? 8-}2
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Kurieuo wrote: Big fish-like creature. One big mini skirt would be needed, especially to fit around two whales. y:-? 8-}2
I've heard of them before but in California they only exist on our freeways.... 8)

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