A. Pharroh's daughter.......................
She went to the bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here 'till Thursday..
terrible joke
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terrible joke
Q. Who was the most astute financial manager in the bible?
A. Pharroh's daughter.......................
She went to the bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here 'till Thursday..
A. Pharroh's daughter.......................
She went to the bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here 'till Thursday..
God is good
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Re: terrible joke
Very good! Hadn't heard that one yet. 
Of course, now you've opened pandora's box .....
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Jospeh. Joseph served in Pharoah's court .......
When was a motorcycle first mentioned in the Bible?
The sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land ......
When was Baseball first mentioned in the Bible?
In the big inning ............
Please tip your waiters ..... I'm here all week ......
Of course, now you've opened pandora's box .....
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Jospeh. Joseph served in Pharoah's court .......
When was a motorcycle first mentioned in the Bible?
The sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land ......
When was Baseball first mentioned in the Bible?
In the big inning ............
Please tip your waiters ..... I'm here all week ......
Dogmatism is the comfortable intellectual framework of self-righteousness. Self-righteousness is more decadent than the worst sexual sin. ~ Dan Allender
Re: terrible joke
And of course: The first car:
And they were all in one Accord
And they were all in one Accord
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Re: terrible joke
The shortest guy in the bible?
Well I used to think it was Nehimiah (Knee-High Miah), till I heard about Bildad the Shuhite
The first person in the bible? Chap 1
Well I used to think it was Nehimiah (Knee-High Miah), till I heard about Bildad the Shuhite
The first person in the bible? Chap 1
God is good