Country Funeral Story

[Cross.eyed]

"As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country,and this man would be the first to be buried there. I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.

Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about "looking forward to a brighter tomorrow" and "the glory that is to come," the workers began to say "Amen" "Praise the Lord," and "Glory!" The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I preached and I preached like I never had before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, "I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!"

Author Unknown.

[zoegirl]

ok, just have to ask....

where did you *dig* that one up

[Cross.eyed]

ok, just have to ask....

where did you *dig* that one up

Ha Ha-I dug it out of an advertisment flyer.

I am pretty sure this is a true story but the preacher kept his name buried-you dig?

[Canuckster1127]

[zoegirl]

tsk tsk, making a joke out of such a *grave* subject

[Harry12345]

I'm really digging these digging puns.