Guy in the water

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Swamper
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Guy in the water

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Heard this one at church today...

A man is stranded out in the middle of the ocean. He prays for God to save him. After awhile, a log floats by. The man ignores it, thinking "God will save me." A little later, some people in a boat come by and ask the man if he needs a lift. The man says, "No, I'm fine, God will save me." Awhile after that, a helicopter flies by. They let down a rope for the man to climb on, but he says again, "No, God will save me."

Soon afterwards, the man drowns. He goes up to the Pearly Gates and meets God.

He asks, "Lord, why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "I sent you a log, a boat, and a helicopter; what more did you want?!"
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:clap: i am touched by that illustration
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http://discussions.godandscience.org/po ... =4&t=33154#
He also sent his son, evidently he is short minded. wa ha ha
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Uh oh I just posted a joke very similiar to this. Fail on my part.
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The sad truth is though that this kinda stuff actually happens in real life.
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