All Dogs Go To Heaven

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All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Do Dogs Have Souls? Catholics vs. Presbyterians

This is literally a 'church signs' debate, being played out in a Southern town, between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church. From top to bottom shows you the response and counter-response over time.

The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor! You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously!
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Wait, is that real?
God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world.
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:pound:
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This is great!
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom

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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

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Love it.
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:pound: :pound:

Very funny.
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Kudos to the Catholics for their sense of humor! I love it!
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Brilliant
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Leprechaun wrote:Brilliant
Ditto!
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:pound: :pound: :clap: That is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
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I registed just to say "ha",

pretty funny. :pound:
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All rocks go to heaven...?

Wow. Goofy. 8-}2
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Yeah, the last rocks comment sort-of ruined it. Anyway . . . a few more funny images from churches.

How you can tell when a Catholic is driving too fast:


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:pound: I needed that!
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Some other good ones:

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