From Asterix and the Black Gold:
(While in Israel 50 B.C(I think))
Obelix:No wild boar? Even dried would do.
Joshua (a Jew):What's wild boar?
Obelix: Singularis Porcus, Genus of pachydermous ungulate mammals of which this species inhabits Gaul and is simply delicious!
Joshua: Pork?!! We are forbidden to eat pork by the Law and the prophets!*(Leviticus 11:7)
Obelix: Profits? You mean pork butchers can't make a profit here?
heh heh...
Asterix (c) Albert Uderzo
This is kind of a stupid pun, but I still like it...
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And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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DittoFFC wrote:
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