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Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.
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They should do a follow-up on her to see much good luck she still has!
Question - they were trespassing in a cemetery so is this normal practice?
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I'm feeling nasty after reading the link...this is the (un-kosher) verse that popped into my head after reading it:
... she received the due penalty in herself for her sin.*
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*a perversion of Romans 1:27c ...(forgive me, Lord.)
... she received the due penalty in herself for her sin.*
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*a perversion of Romans 1:27c ...(forgive me, Lord.)
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Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers....
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Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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She stabbed herself in the foot, are you seriously going to call that 'warmongering'? it doesn't even fitGman wrote:Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers.
the definition. It was an unintentional consequence and nothing else, I do hope she will recover though.
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I understood it to be in the context of Pagans in general, not this particular story in specific, but that is just my viewSaintConfused wrote:She stabbed herself in the foot, are you seriously going to call that 'warmongering'? it doesn't even fitGman wrote:Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers.
the definition. It was an unintentional consequence and nothing else, I do hope she will recover though.
I may be wrong.....
I also hope she recovers; I still have wiccan friends though we do not visit as much anymore......
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.
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Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.
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cslewislover wrote:Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.
That is what I thought also Irony is often funny
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.
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I actually thought it was extremely funny , but I didn't want to offend anyone.JCSx2 wrote:cslewislover wrote:Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.
That is what I thought also Irony is often funny
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"3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck"
very good luck...that the sword only went in her foot.
very good luck...that the sword only went in her foot.
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This is regarding something different, but I thought I wouldn't bother starting a new thread. Yes, I find this funny - and odd - lol. Sorry if any liberals get offended. I had gotten this in an email.
1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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oh ho!! Suddnely Men In Black is looking better and better...!!
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