Natural Selection Chop
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Natural Selection Chop
Hi, I'm Vince with a new product called Natural Selection chop...
Natural Selection is the ultimate chopper that allows you to chop, dice, and mince anything in seconds! Use to easily chop up genes, genomes, eukaryotes, and more. From chopped up to finely minced theories, with Natural Selection, the more you slap, the finer the theory gets. The best part - no switching !
Tired of boring theories? Stop having a boring life! Place some ribosomes, DNA and chloroplast in your Natural Selection theory and in no time you'll have a perfect mixture for a delicious word salad. Slice up proteins or amino acids with a single chop. Add a few pieces of fruit and make an amazing fruit genome salad. With Natural Selection and chance, the possibilities are endless! You gonna cry? You're making me cry....
Other choppers are nearly impossible to test. Natural Selection opens right up, allowing you easy access for adding even more impossible explanations to it and it's safe to put in the dishwasher!
When you order Natural Selection chop through this special offer, you will also receive the Graty Cheese Grater. Just put cheese in, turn, and you get perfectly grated cheese instantly!
Natural Selection is the ultimate chopper that allows you to chop, dice, and mince anything in seconds! Use to easily chop up genes, genomes, eukaryotes, and more. From chopped up to finely minced theories, with Natural Selection, the more you slap, the finer the theory gets. The best part - no switching !
Tired of boring theories? Stop having a boring life! Place some ribosomes, DNA and chloroplast in your Natural Selection theory and in no time you'll have a perfect mixture for a delicious word salad. Slice up proteins or amino acids with a single chop. Add a few pieces of fruit and make an amazing fruit genome salad. With Natural Selection and chance, the possibilities are endless! You gonna cry? You're making me cry....
Other choppers are nearly impossible to test. Natural Selection opens right up, allowing you easy access for adding even more impossible explanations to it and it's safe to put in the dishwasher!
When you order Natural Selection chop through this special offer, you will also receive the Graty Cheese Grater. Just put cheese in, turn, and you get perfectly grated cheese instantly!
The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
I love it! Keep 'em coming.Gman wrote:Other choppers are nearly impossible to test. Natural Selection opens right up, allowing you easy access for adding even more impossible explanations to it and it's safe to put in the dishwasher!
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
The real commercials are pretty funny in themselves. I like how when advertising the cheese grater, the guy (Vince, right?) goes:
"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."
"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
I know, I have this sick fascination when theycome on. He's incredibly anoying bt ridiculously compelling. When I first heard him say
martin bikin....I had to watch the commercial more closely next time....mde me listen at least.
martin bikin....I had to watch the commercial more closely next time....mde me listen at least.
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
I suppose the advertising is effective in a way, because you can't walk away from a Vince commercial and forget about it lol. He makes quite an impact.
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
Looks like slap chop just got funkier... Here is the rap version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
That's hilarious!!!!
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
I love the "breakfast to go."
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
The skin comes right off.. The skin comes right off.. The skin comes right off..
It's easy, you just get one hand and chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
It's easy, you just get one hand and chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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Re: Natural Selection Chop
Gman wrote:Looks like slap chop just got funkier... Here is the rap version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
The lady's laugh near the end was really funny!
"Fear of the Lord is the foundation of true knowledge." ~Proverbs 1:7
"The God of the universe---the Creator of nitrogen and pine needles, galaxies and E-minor---loves you with a radical, unconditional, self-sacrificing love." ~Francis Chan
Banner credit: arwen-undomiel.com