Wayne,
First off, I don't think you appreciate just what actually crucifixion was. May I suggest you read
Medical Aspects of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ by David Teraska, MD? There is simply no way Jesus (or anyone) would have survived.
BUT, even if He did, you still didn't answer my other two objections:
- Second, a person who somehow could have survived the crucifixion would have been in no shape to claim to be any kind of Savior. Third, if Jesus merely survived the crucifixion, the disciples would have no reason to say He had been resurrected (remember the distinction made before--resurrection is an important theological concept in Jewish theology, which is the background we are working with here).
The first Christians didn't just claim Jesus was alive after He was crucified. They claimed He was
RESURRECTED, which is NOT the same as being resuscitated. Lazarus was resuscitated. Jesus, they believed, was resurrected. That, by itself, disqualifies the notion that Jesus could have survived.
Now, let's look at a scenario you posited:
Also, who cared for the body after it was placed in the tomb? What do you think would have been their reaction should there have been some signs of revival while caring for the body? I can't see Mary and Magdalen rushing out yelling "He's alive", can you?
Let's play your scene out. Jesus is half dead, but amazingly, still alive. Jesus recovers and the women go running to tell the disciples. Peter sees Jesus, and then goes around telling people that Jesus was resurrected from the dead, that He is the Savior of the World! He, and the other disciples, then proceed to preach that Jesus had a glorified, resurrection body. He and the others then proceed to endorse Paul's teaching of the same doctrine.
That's just absurd. There's a big difference in "He's alive!" and "He's been resurrected!" Put yourself in their situation. Would you have confused revival with resurrection (a distinctly theological term)? Of course not. Do you think that whenever a patient spontaneously revives in a hospital that the doctor's run around telling people that they've been resurrected from the dead? What about their less educated family members?
In short, in order to maintain this scenario, you have to completely ignore the definition of 'resurrection,' assume the historical absurdity that Jesus survived the cross, and assume the historical absurdity that Jesus' friends were so stupid that they equated a barely alive Jesus (can you imagine what kind of shape He would have been in?) whom they had to nurse back to health with a divinely resurrected Son of God.
And besides, if all that happened, where did Jesus go a few days later? The disciples taught that He ascended to heaven! They called Him God. If they knew He didn't ascend, but instead, maybe they were hiding Him until He got better, then they knew He was not who they were saying He was. They were lying, and they knew it, and they were, thus, according to their own belief systems, condemning themselves to Hell.
Sorry, man, that's way too many historical absurdities for me to accept. Better to argue Jesus was a space alien that was teleported off the cross just before he died and was replaced with a hologram!
Couldn't that have been a reason to have embellished what actually happened, in much the same way that certain groups see miraculous images in stains on buildings, grilled cheese sandwiches, etc - even today? Don't forget, the disciples and other followers already considered Jesus to be divine, so they wouldn't have been surprised (and quite probably expected) miracles. There also wasn't much upside for the disciples to have done rigorous fact-checking - they were presumably already convinced of Christ's divinity and were very unlikely to have questioned their belief. It's human nature that in situations such as this, the group unintentionally refines what each other remembers seeing until they "all saw essentially the same thing".
Where do you get the idea that they were convinced of Christ's deity. They weren't convinced of that fact until AFTER the resurrection took place. And even if they had thought so (which is absurd in a Jewish context), such a belief would have been shattered by the crucifixion. I keep going back to this because it is essential:
The disciples believed Jesus had been resurrected, not resuscitated. The idea of resurrection has theological importance that goes back to Daniel 12:2 (and before). The idea that a battered, bloody Jesus who would not have been capable of walking could be seen as the Resurrection Itself is absurd on its face. These people were solidly monotheistic Jews.
Secondly, this line of argument makes them out to be liars, not embellishers. They argued that Jesus
appeared to them in His resurrected state, not that they nursed Him back to health over a period of time. Further, remember that Christianity spent its first few years in Jerusalem. What convinced all those Jews to believe that Jesus was God? They had just seen the man killed. What changed
their mind? What kind of shape would Jesus have been in one month after the crucifixion? He still would not have been able to move much, if at all.
Put it this way: what would convince
you that someone you had just seen killed a month ago was now alive and well? Certainly not the rantings of a few people. You'd need more than that. If Jesus were alive, don't you think they would have showed Him off? Or don't you think Jesus would have showed Himself off? He had a massive public ministry. Why not just reveal Himself?
In Christ's time, relatively few people were literate, so the telling of Christ's story was verbal with little chance of fact checking, so the opportunity for embellishment was present.
And the Gospel was first told in the city in which it happened. That limits the chances at embellishment. Second, Paul's creed in 1 Cor 15 dates easily to the early thirties, not nearly enough time for embellishment. Third, even if we accept a late date for the Gospels (which there is no reason to), they still must reflect proper apostolic teaching on Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection for the simple reason that the broader Christian community accepted it as such by the end of the first century. In fact, that would SUPPORT the claim, because that would mean that it was widely known at the END of the first century that the apostles taught and believed that they saw Jesus alive after He had been in a tomb for three days. In short, the fact that the Gospel accounts were accepted as representative of the apostles' teachings tells us a lot about what the apostles actually believed, and since they are indisputably eye-witnesses, what they believed carries a LOT of weight and has to be explained.
As I've said before, I'm NOT trying to impugn your beliefs. Rather I'm trying to explain my doubts.
Doubts are fine. But I expect doubts to be reasonable. In short, your "doubts", as I see them, are as follows. IF:
1. Jesus survived the resurrection, and
2. Jesus' disciples forgot the difference in resurrection and resuscitation, and
3. Jesus' disciples were foolish enough to believe that a broken a bloody Jesus could somehow be said to be the Savior of the World, and
4. Jesus' disciples felt free to lie about Jesus appearing to them after His "death", and
5. Jesus' disciples felt free to lie about the fact that there ever was an empty tomb, and
6. Jesus' disciples somehow managed to convince a multitude of orthodox Jews that this Jesus had been raised from the dead and was actually God in the flesh, and
7. Jesus didn't feel the need to present Himself in public again, and
8. Jesus' enemies didn't feel the need to call the disciples out on their "empty tomb" story, but instead went along with it and argued that the disciples stole the body, and
9. Paul and James, both unbelievers, were likewise convinced for some unknown reason that Jesus appeared to both of them, and
10. This Jesus, who we have no idea what happened to Him, managed to convince these men that He was going to come back at the end of time and rescue the world, and then somehow vanished so that the disciples believed He went to heaven (seems out of character for Jesus, doesn't it?) . . .
Yeah, IF all ten of those, and others I don't really want to spend a ton of time typing, were able to happen, then your doubts would be justified. As it is, they simply don't line up with the historical record. And THAT, my friend, is the problem I have with your doubts. You only doubt by denying the record. With all the evidence in, you have no alternative but to ignore pieces of it so that you don't have to come to the necessary conclusion.
My conclusion, then, is just what I said before: the evidence for Jesus' resurrection IS overwhelming. If you don't believe, it is only because you choose not to accept parts of the evidence, but you cannot get away with arguing that there is no really good evidence, or that the evidence doesn't compel belief. When your way out of belief is to deny (part of) the evidence to present your doubts, that tells me that the evidence I've presented
does lead to the proper conclusion that Jesus rose from the dead.
So . . . I've given you tons of evidence for my scenario. My question to you is simple: what evidence do YOU have for your wildly improbable historical scenario, starting with the ten points I listed above?