Children's Books You'll Never See
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Children's Books You'll Never See
These are taken from an advertising flyer that gets placed in coffee shops and such. Feel free to make up and add your own.
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster . . . And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-UP Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"You Were An Accident"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster . . . And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-UP Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"You Were An Accident"
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Re: Children's Books You'll Never See
D'Oh!!
(there really is , by the way, a pop-up book on human anatomy but it does not have what is so implied in that title )
(there really is , by the way, a pop-up book on human anatomy but it does not have what is so implied in that title )
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If you're born once, you die twice; but if you're born twice, you die once.
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LOL, where'd you find that?
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I can't even remember! Must have been google images.cslewislover wrote:
LOL, where'd you find that?
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You mean Santa's not real!?!?!?!Harry12345 wrote:
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Re: Children's Books You'll Never See
I had one of those friends that was really crazy when I was young and his thing was calling up adult book stores and asking if they could sell him a children's Bible. Fortunately they had invented speaker phones by then and I could listen in. Inevitably the discussion digressed with the porn shop worker repeating over and over "Sir, this is an ADULT book store" at which point this guy would say "Fine, I'll take an ADULT sized Bible then."
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Re: Children's Books You'll Never See
How about:
"Fun with Frogs and Firecrackers"
"Don't Take my Word for It, Touch the Stove"
"It's OK, He's Mexican"
"I Love Your Brother More Than You"
"Earning Your Keep: The Decline of the GDP with the Advent of Child Labor Laws (Illustrated)"
"The Cat in the Hat does Crack"
"That's a Horrible Drawing"
"The Benefits of Substance Abuse"
"If You Want It, You Should Take It"
"The Pop-Up Book of Reproduction"
"Fun with Frogs and Firecrackers"
"Don't Take my Word for It, Touch the Stove"
"It's OK, He's Mexican"
"I Love Your Brother More Than You"
"Earning Your Keep: The Decline of the GDP with the Advent of Child Labor Laws (Illustrated)"
"The Cat in the Hat does Crack"
"That's a Horrible Drawing"
"The Benefits of Substance Abuse"
"If You Want It, You Should Take It"
"The Pop-Up Book of Reproduction"
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This is my favourite so far.warhoop wrote: "Earning Your Keep: The Decline of the GDP with the Advent of Child Labor Laws (Illustrated)"
"Curious George and the high-voltage fence"
"Barney: The Prison Years"
"The Care Bears maul a camper in the woods and are shot dead"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
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I might actually enjoy that one.Harry12345 wrote: "Curious George and the high-voltage fence"
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You're an evil woman!cslewislover wrote:I might actually enjoy that one.Harry12345 wrote: "Curious George and the high-voltage fence"
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Just looking for some laughs... found them!
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"Fun with Frogs and Firecrackers"
"The Cat in the Hat does Crack"
"The Care Bears maul a camper in the woods and are shot dead"
"Smokey Bear: Let's Play With Fire"
"Peter Pan: The Boy Who Eventually Grew Up Just Like Everyone Else"
"The Barney Costume Unzipped"
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Peter Rabbit and the Big Hot Stew
Red Neck City and the Case of the Missing Trailer
Pikachu's Maternity Leave Adventures
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Re: Children's Books You'll Never See
Warhoop reminded me of Maddox's piece on children's art.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
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