Those are great!All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
Those are great!
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Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
FUnny...made me laugh...
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Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
Hello everyone. I've got one for you. You know that most 'evolutionists' believe that humans are descendant of APES! But the Bible says that God created man in His own image! Hmmm? So, if man is descendant of apes and God made man in His own image........then that must mean that......God is an APE????? Wrong!!!! I say that God is a Dog.........look, God created man in His image right? And dog is mans best friend right? What is dog spelled backwards? God....Dog! God is a dog!....sorry everyone. It's a joke and God loved it when I first told it. God IS GOD. The first humans were HUMANS! Not APES!! God Bless all of you.
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That was actually pretty funny Prop! God bless!
Once I was trapped in a perpetual night, without even a star to light the sky. Now I stand in the glory of the Son, and not even a faint shadow of darkness remains.
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Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
Definitely loved the Catholic responses, especially the rocks one. I can just imagine all the people seeing it without knowing what was going on. lol
But I do wonder about the first. Was that just for attention? Or just being silly as the rest were?
But I do wonder about the first. Was that just for attention? Or just being silly as the rest were?
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Looks Photoshoped.
But it's absolutely believable. I think this church I went to did something like this once.
Seriously, if humans descended from anything, it's cats. Why else would they look so much like us? It explains crazy cat people.
But it's absolutely believable. I think this church I went to did something like this once.
I thought cats were the ones he made look like himself. ._.What is dog spelled backwards? God....Dog! God is a dog!
Seriously, if humans descended from anything, it's cats. Why else would they look so much like us? It explains crazy cat people.
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Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
meow meow meow woof woof oink meow oink
Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven
Funny stuff! Say, Jesus says the rocks will cry out, so it could be possible they COULD go to heaven. I'm not sure about all the aspects of rock theology, but if they are Reformed presbyterian rocks, that means only SOME rocks - that have been pre-selected, go to heaven. You'll know the presbyterian rocks when you see them, they will just be sitting there doing nothing, but thinking they are going to heaven.