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Maybe this is a little to off color for this forum but it made me laugh out loud so I thought I would pass it on, just delete it if I am out of line.

I was in the restaurant the other day and suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better, I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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:lol:
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imoneru? wrote:Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
I hope it wasn't Beethoven's 1812 Overture.. :troll:
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Beethoven's 5th would have been recognizable
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:pound: :lol: :pound: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :pound:
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