How do you get down off a horse?
Answer: You don't get down off a horse,
YOU GET DOWN OFF A GOOSE!
(GOOSE DOWN, GET IT?)
UNFUNNIES.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
One of my favorites
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
A man comes home one day to see his flatmate drinking brake fluid.
"What on earth are you doing ?", he asks.
"Don't worry", his friend replies, "I can stop whenever I want."
"What on earth are you doing ?", he asks.
"Don't worry", his friend replies, "I can stop whenever I want."
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
lol
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Why can't a moonbat fly?
It only has a left wing.
It only has a left wing.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
In her classroom, Zoegirl is conducting a scientific experiment. Her students watch as she pours clean water into one glass and pure whisky into a second glass. Then, she drops an earthworm into each glass. «Pay attention to the worms, class!» Zoegirl admonishes. The students watch as the worm in the water swims around happily while the worm in the whisky curls up and sinks to the bottom of the glass.
«Now what does this demonstration tell us?» Zoegirl asks.
Little Johnny - who sits way at the back and never participates - raises his hand. Zoegirl motions that he may speak and Johnny answers,
«If you don't want to get worms, drink whisky.»
«Now what does this demonstration tell us?» Zoegirl asks.
Little Johnny - who sits way at the back and never participates - raises his hand. Zoegirl motions that he may speak and Johnny answers,
«If you don't want to get worms, drink whisky.»
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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zoegirl
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
like the personal approach!!!
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
I know that having to explain a joke ruins the whole thing b ut, umm, can someone please explain this for me...WConn wrote:How do you get down off a horse?
Answer: You don't get down off a horse,
YOU GET DOWN OFF A GOOSE!
(GOOSE DOWN, GET IT?)
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dei gratia
dei gratia
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:In her classroom, Zoegirl is conducting a scientific experiment. Her students watch as she pours clean water into one glass and pure whisky into a second glass. Then, she drops an earthworm into each glass. «Pay attention to the worms, class!» Zoegirl admonishes. The students watch as the worm in the water swims around happily while the worm in the whisky curls up and sinks to the bottom of the glass.
«Now what does this demonstration tell us?» Zoegirl asks.
Little Johnny - who sits way at the back and never participates - raises his hand. Zoegirl motions that he may speak and Johnny answers,
«If you don't want to get worms, drink whisky.»
Now this I like!
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Proinsias
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Danny:
Here's some goose down:
Here's some goose down:
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DannyM
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Proinsias,Proinsias wrote:Danny:
Here's some goose down:
Thank you sir. You remember Trigger, right? (Only Fools & Horses.) Well, I am sometimes given this name by friends...Scandalous!
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Scandalous
Now I want to meet the offline Danny
Now I want to meet the offline Danny
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Aye well I'll be in Glasgee in a few months so we could have a beer anytime you like friend...Proinsias wrote:Scandalous
Now I want to meet the offline Danny
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Proinsias
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.
But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?
But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?