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by cslewislover » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:26 pm
Proinsias wrote: Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.
But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?
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by Gabrielman » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:05 pm
Once I was trapped in a perpetual night, without even a star to light the sky. Now I stand in the glory of the Son, and not even a faint shadow of darkness remains.
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by Proinsias » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:21 pm
My spelling mistake has now been quoted twice.
Please stop, talk about it over coffee if you must
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by cslewislover » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:24 pm
Soon and very soon . . . +
(I was wondering why he assumed we hadn't met for coffee yet?)
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by Proinsias » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:26 pm
Only an ass........assumes
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by cslewislover » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:26 pm
Proinsias wrote: Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by Gabrielman » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:37 pm
Don't feel bad Proinsias I didn't realize your spelling mistake until you said there was one!
cslewislover wrote:
Soon and very soon . . .
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(I was wondering why he assumed we hadn't met for coffee yet?)
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I can't wait!
Once I was trapped in a perpetual night, without even a star to light the sky. Now I stand in the glory of the Son, and not even a faint shadow of darkness remains.
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by Proinsias » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:40 pm
cslewislover wrote: Proinsias wrote: Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
To clear up the ambiguity, I'm an ass.
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by cslewislover » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:43 pm
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by cslewislover » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:46 pm
Proinsias wrote: cslewislover wrote: Proinsias wrote: Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
To clear up the ambiguity, I'm an ***.
I was referring to your original statement, but if you insist.
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by B. W. » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:57 pm
Here's one but I do not have the cartoon that goes with it as it was in an old Philosophy book, so you'll have to visualize it…
Picture One:
A Nerdy Geeky Philosophy Professor leaving the Philosophy Building with Philosophy Department sign shown in background
Caption:
...Professor Hietzlman…
Picture Two
Shows Nerdy Geeky Philosophy Professor Hietzlman walking / smashing into a tree
Caption two:
He was a real Kantian square!
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Science is man's invention - creation is God's
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Not my Circus....not my monkeys
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by zoegirl » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:25 pm
hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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by B. W. » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:19 pm
zoegirl wrote: hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!
At least he got to know the tree in and of itself!
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by August » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:54 am
B. W. wrote: zoegirl wrote: hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!
At least he got to know the tree in and of itself!
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But did his pain really exist?
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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by Zak » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:45 pm
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.