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Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
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y:O2 Your Kidding right? :lol: Why would they arrest you for that!! LOL seems like they would have better things to do!!!!
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Lol. It's referring to British having bad teeth, I think. I mean, some stereotype. I never heard about it till I came to the board, actually, so I don't know where they make those jokes!
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cslewislover wrote:Lol. It's referring to British having bad teeth, I think. I mean, some stereotype. I never heard about it till I came to the board, actually, so I don't know where they make those jokes!
It's the reason Austin Powers has bad teeth. The stereotype has a long history.
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Haha, yeah, I once had to go through a pat down because I forgot to check a pocket-sized bottle of sunscreen... 8-}2
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Well speaking as a Brit - my teeth are perfect. :ebiggrin:
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RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone! ;)
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kmr wrote:Haha, yeah, I once had to go through a pat down because I forgot to check a pocket-sized bottle of sunscreen... 8-}2
Now THAT'S nearer the mark! :lol:
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DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone! ;)
Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.
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RickD wrote:
DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone! ;)
Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.
:) I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another. :D
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DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:
DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone! ;)
Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.
:) I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another. :D
Ok, I get it now. I was unaware of that stereotype. Is there any truth to the stereotype that all British men are effeminate?
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RickD wrote:
DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:
DannyM wrote:
RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone! ;)
Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.
:) I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another. :D
Ok, I get it now. I was unaware of that stereotype. Is there any truth to the stereotype that all British men are effeminate?
Absolutely none! 8) Not where I come from anyway.
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Love stuff British ...
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zoegirl wrote:Love stuff British ...
And as you know, Zoe, I'm a big friend of America... a true USphile.
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