Pastor with the gift of healing

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Pastor with the gift of healing

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I used to go to a church where the pastor has the gift of healing.............When I listened to his sermon, I was healed of my insomnia :lol:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:I used to go to a church where the pastor has the gift of healing.............When I listened to his sermon, I was healed of my insomnia :lol:
C'mon, nobody thought that was funny? When I tell that joke, I usually get at least :roll: for a response.
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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-Edward R Murrow




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Sorry, Rick....I did chuckle....I just forgot to respond....I have been swamped lately and have been more inclined to simply surf and read instead of posting.

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RickD wrote:
RickD wrote:I used to go to a church where the pastor has the gift of healing.............When I listened to his sermon, I was healed of my insomnia :lol:
C'mon, nobody thought that was funny? When I tell that joke, I usually get at least :roll: for a response.
It made me question whether the old maxim of "The old ones are the best ones" is really true ... :lol: Sorry :)
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