Wolfram:Computers are funny!

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Wolfram:Computers are funny!

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So, I have been using this thing quite a lot recently. But it turns out the serious Computational Knowledge Engine has kind of some sense of humour!

Life, The Universe, and Everything=
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Li ... Everything
How are you?
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+are+you%3F
Are you skynet?
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Are+you+skynet%3F
Knock, Knock.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Knock%2C+Knock.

HOW LONG BEFORE IT TAKES OVER THE WORLD AND CAUSES THE "END TIMES", PLACE YOUR BETS! :lol:
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Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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Oh well worth a shot...

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Does+God+Exist%3F


:ebiggrin:

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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=88mph

It has to mention McFly doesn't it!
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thats a pretty wierd way to interpret the input :)
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I remember seeing that film, but my English was not so good at the time. :ebiggrin:

I don't know that! AGHHhhhhhhhhh! :lol:
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Kristoffer wrote:I remember seeing that film, but my English was not so good at the time. :ebiggrin:

I don't know that! AGHHhhhhhhhhh! :lol:
I've only seen Monty Pythons The Holy Grail and The Meaning Of Life once each, aaaaaaages ago...so I can hardly remember them :( Apart from certain parts - like that :lol:
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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Well there is always a margin of error, doesn't mean that it IS error though. :lol:
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