The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
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obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Kristoffer
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Gabrielman
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Sad yet true.... we are so doomed!!!RickD wrote:I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
RickD wrote:The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Once I was trapped in a perpetual night, without even a star to light the sky. Now I stand in the glory of the Son, and not even a faint shadow of darkness remains.
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.
Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
sorry telstra, I try to reserve my faith for a perfect God, not imperfect people.Telstra Robs wrote:You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.
Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
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Best news.
[Updated at 11:05 a.m.: Obama left Los Angeles in Air Force One about 9 a.m. Tuesday.]
~L.A. Times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ation.html
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Best news.
[Updated at 11:05 a.m.: Obama left Los Angeles in Air Force One about 9 a.m. Tuesday.]
~L.A. Times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ation.html
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sinnerbybirth
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
O Great. That means he's headed to one of the other 56 states.